Parallel Cortex here.

Parallel Cortex is a not so smart guy who enjoys talking in third person just to not feel all its responsabilities on him.

Parallel Cortex can be found trying to fix or cover up things or situations that he accidentally ruined. Parallel Cortex apologies for any the eventual this site will break.

Parallel Cortex is getting tired of typing in third person and might tell lies if given the opportunity.

Parallel Cortex is knowledgable in certain languages:

↑ native

↑ understands 80% of all words, can hold basic conversations, reading and writing is more difficult

↑ has Cambridge C1 certificate

site inspired (copied) from:Aquarium